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I don’t write here as much because I don’t have much going on. My life is rather quiet and boring these days.
If you were a reader of my prior blog, then perhaps you will remember Vanilla Boy. Well to this day, he still has not left me alone. We never really had anything serious, just a casual booty call from time to time from 2007 to 2009. Nevertheless, 2 years later he’s still trying for one more time. GTFO. I have no desire or inclination whatsoever to see this man again. A year or so ago, when I turned him down for the umpteenth time, he went on a crazy bigoted rant against me, and I have yet to forgive him for that. He seems to think women have amnesia. Or we’re just plain dumb. By my recollection, I don’t think he was that great in bed either. Knew nothing about women. A tip for guys: get acquainted with a woman’s body and all its details. Because otherwise, you’re just gonna suck in bed. Sex alone in and of itself is not enough to get a woman off. We need more. We need to be teased, stroked, caressed, touched, well...fill in the blanks. All of it. Everywhere. Get creative. I really should teach a sex class for men because they are so hopelessly cluessles when it comes to this. The worst part is that because women fake it so much, 99% of men actually think they’re good in bed. When the reality is probably more like 30% of men are actually decent (and maybe that's being too generous-seriously you guys suck). Women please stop faking it. Men, please learn the delicate and complicated intricacies of a woman’s body. We have many erogenous zones and stimulation points...FIND THEM. All of them. That’s all. As for vanilla boy, he can GTFO but I said that already.
If you were a reader of my prior blog, then perhaps you will remember Vanilla Boy. Well to this day, he still has not left me alone. We never really had anything serious, just a casual booty call from time to time from 2007 to 2009. Nevertheless, 2 years later he’s still trying for one more time. GTFO. I have no desire or inclination whatsoever to see this man again. A year or so ago, when I turned him down for the umpteenth time, he went on a crazy bigoted rant against me, and I have yet to forgive him for that. He seems to think women have amnesia. Or we’re just plain dumb. By my recollection, I don’t think he was that great in bed either. Knew nothing about women. A tip for guys: get acquainted with a woman’s body and all its details. Because otherwise, you’re just gonna suck in bed. Sex alone in and of itself is not enough to get a woman off. We need more. We need to be teased, stroked, caressed, touched, well...fill in the blanks. All of it. Everywhere. Get creative. I really should teach a sex class for men because they are so hopelessly cluessles when it comes to this. The worst part is that because women fake it so much, 99% of men actually think they’re good in bed. When the reality is probably more like 30% of men are actually decent (and maybe that's being too generous-seriously you guys suck). Women please stop faking it. Men, please learn the delicate and complicated intricacies of a woman’s body. We have many erogenous zones and stimulation points...FIND THEM. All of them. That’s all. As for vanilla boy, he can GTFO but I said that already.
Noted....: ) Better to be alone than being with bad company. As the saying in Spanish goes, mejor solo que mal acompañado. Im glad to hear you are well.
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