Cranky Ruminations..
I wish I could devote myself full-time to acting. There have many occasions when I’ve been called to work as an extra during the work week and I have to turn it down because I have no vacation time from work. I hate the fact that I have a mortgage, bills to pay which keep me tied to steady full-time job. If only I had a roommate. In my fantasy world, he’d of course be a hot nerd and we’d have lots of hot monkey sex and then read to each other. But of course, life isn’t a fairy tale porno. Real life sucks. Here’s an interesting tidbit. All the mofos I was dealing with the last 3 years have all gotten either married or engaged. Meanwhile I haven’t had a date all year. Aint that some shit. Not that I want any of those losers, but my point is, they all have someone to put up with their mofo shit. Someone who loves them in spite of their mofo ways. Whereas a strong woman, such as myself, is just viewed as a bitch and pretty much ends up alone and dateless. Lets face it, im about 2 cats away from being the crazy cat lady. More proof, in case you ever had any doubt, that life is kinder to men...in every way possible. I think God is sexist. No other way to explain why men always seem to get the sweeter deal. Period. End of story.
Trying to avoid the whole sexist premises and attempting to comment without sounding like a whinny asshole (oh wait....I am a whinny asshole) I would have to disagree with your men characterization. Don’t get me wrong, many men are mofo and most of them are capitol MOFOs. But “Janet, life’s pretty cheap for that type”, and they usually get what they deserve in the end. Face it, they are not Human Beings. And what self respecting Human would want to be with that? As for life being “kinder to men….in every way possible” I would have to take some insult to that. I certainly can point out examples where just the opposite is the facts and there are many a day where a sweet deal is no place in sight for this male.
ReplyDeleteI’m not trying to dispute or invalidate your feelings. On the contrary, I believe whole heartily in them. It’s just that there are MOFO of every gender, religion, ethnicity, and political allegiance out there. Some of them seem to get better things then they deserve. That doesn’t mean you don’t deserve better. Stay strong, believe in yourself.
P.S. lov ur blog …and “hot monkey sex”? ?
Well hello there. Didn’t know I had a new reader. Whiny asshole meet whiny bitch. I welcome differing opinions so long as they’re respectful and you make a somewhat solid point. I think the point I was trying to make was that no matter how awful men are, they will always find a sucker to put up with them. By contrast, a difficult woman will only find loneliness and a house full of cats. Or so it seems that way. This particular blog was inspired by finding out that yet another one of my loser ex mofos has gotten engaged. Men certainly have their good points and not all I’ve met are mofos. Definitely mofos everywhere of every gender, nationality, religion, etc. I myself can be quite a mofo at times which prob explains my single status. And which proves my point. Im sometimes a mofo therefore im single. My exes are all mofos and they are never single.
ReplyDeleteAnd oh, hot monkey sex just sounded like some kind of wild animal sex. the kind you have after a LOOOONG drought. Just sounded better than wild buffalo sex...or wild goat sex...monkey sex also implies some kind of silliness too.
Thanks for reading!