a house divided...

It may seem like I contradict myself in these blogs..that's mainly because this is where I sort out my shit, vent, rage....and just freely let it all hang out..(I live in fear that someone I shittalk about is actually going to discover this blog)…whether it’s a feminist  MOFO I WILL BITE YOUR PENIS OFF rant or just a nonsensical ramble about nothing in particular…or my drunkhorny unladylike shenanigans…which you might think is somewhat of a dichotomy….how can I be a feminist and a hornybitch too…because I SAY SO!  Im a very complex person….a cockloving, mofo-hating FEMINIST so what!   Just because im a feminist doesn’t mean I have to be a penis-shunning, bra-burning, hairy armpit, granola-eating vegan lesbian.  okay so I was a vegan for like a minute…and now im a quasi-vegetarian who shops at whole foods …and I like to go bra-less whenever I can get away with it…and I do Yoga..BUT I  do not drive a volkswagon…and I do shave (well most of the time)….…..and more importantly I have not given up my cockloving membership card…yet.  I don’t hate men, I just hate the mofos.  Unfortunately, I know way more MOFOS than men.  Even so, sometimes penis is penis and you gotta ignore the gross mofo its attached to well because you aint got a choice.  Such has been my life this year.  I’ve been shamefucking  for the better part of this year(which only adds up to one dirty repeat offender…and ok one more) .  is it too much to ask for to actually date someone who im not ashamed to be seen in public with?????  Someone who doesn’t send me running to the nearest planned parenthood….someone I don’t have to block out of my life afterwards…as I shudder in repulsion over the gross memories…but then go back and do again……cuz im a dirtybitch who likes gross sex with dirty gross mofos.. I don’t think I ask for much.  So I guess my whole point is…is it possible to be a total ranting raving feminist warrior AND a shameless dirty mofo fucker?  UGH. 

At least I have sat myself down lately and mostly kept outta trouble.  The only dirty fuck still bothering me is Horny Mover Mofo and I just ignore him.  i sometimes wonder if I will ever meet a man who is worth more than two dirty cents.  Or am I destined to just shamefuck mofos until the end of time.  I’ve given up looking for marriage or even love.  These days I’d be happy if I met someone who is nice, somewhat cute but kinda dorky, and sweet.  Most of all sweet.  i guess i should start putting out sweet vibes then...like attracts like...bitches only attract mofos...TRUTH.