Good one!

I am currently contemplating going on a date with someone I know I have absolutely nothing in common with.  So why am I contemplating a date?  Because I have not been on a proper date ALL YEAR.  I guess just to remember what its like.  I’ve known the guy for years now, since we both grew up in the same church.  I suspect he has always had a thing for me, as he has been asking about me for years.  We have a mutual friend, or did anyways.  Actually that mutual friend was in fact Old Friend.  It was Old Friend who told me Shy Altar Boy had a crush on me.  Shy Altar Boy is so shy, he stutters when he speaks to a woman.  He may also be a virgen.  A real-life 40 year old virgen.   I kinda feel bad for him if that is the case.  I don’t even know why he would think we’d be a good idea.  Did he not read my facebook timeline?  One look at that and any man can tell right off the top if we would be good together or not.  More often NOT.  I am very opinionated and obnoxious and feminist and pro-choice, pro-gays, pro-just about everything a puritanical virgen altar boy would stand against.  Im not a middle of the road kinda person.  And I tend to be very passionate about my beliefs.  I would quickly chew this Shy Altar Boy spit him out and leave nothing but dust behind.  So I wonder if I should even bother.  Im also not attracted to him.  I just feel bad turning down an actual nice guy.   Decisions, decisions.  The one nice guy who has asked me out in YEARS has to be someone who is the complete opposite of me and stands for everything I stand against..  ahhh life, you’re certainly an ironic bitch.