Hatorade with a Side-Eye of Bitter please..

So another one of my long-forgotten silly mofos got married recently…this one was so long forgotten he has never even made an appearance here…however I did mention him quite a bit on my prior blog….i don’t even remember his code name now.  Shady mofo?  Sneaky?  Sheisty?  Lets go with Shneaky Mofo…told me he wasn’t looking for anything serious and then promptly got seriously involved with a 16 year old.  okay so she is slightly older than 16.  She might be 21 now  and was most certainly a teenager when they first started dating.  (ewwwww).  He’s in his mid to late 30’s so I still consider him a pedo who cannot handle a real woman and has to go trolling for strange by the sandbox.  Yes im not bitter.  So that makes all of my exes….they are all now married.  And even though I no longer want marriage, (I really truly do not), and if I’d had to marry any one of those dirty fucks, I’d be in jail right now, still….. I wont pretend that it doesn’t sting just ever so slightly that these gross ass motherfuckers found someone to put up with their gross shit and meanwhile I cannot even get a proper dinner date.  Something about that is very twisted.  And completely unfair.  All I want is a good lay with a decent guy….someone I can go to a proper dinner with…someone who will read to me and do word puzzles …[I find that verysexy cuz im a really NERD at heart.]  Nothing turns me on more than a well-spoken man with good DICtion…who can read…oh man….thats my porn fantasy…Fassbender, naked of course, reading the Wicked volumes to me….while staring me down with that look…making me fall to my knees in sheer nerdgasmic delight…OMG.  I cannot handle that image….  But um yea…this is just one more example of how as a woman, if you’re a BITCH you can expect to be eating dinner alone most nights and shamefucking dirty gross mofos on the side all the while hating yourself for sinking so low, visions of naked Fassbender dancing in your head.  But if you’re a man, well you can be as nasty, gross, vile, dirty, disgusting as you wanna be and some poor dumb soul is still gonna be willing to claim your dirty ass as her own.  And be PROUD of that shit like she actually got a good deal.  And what does that say of us as a society…that women are taught to put up with all kinds of shit so long as we get that ring in the end.  I FUCKING CANNOT !!!!! 

UGH.

Can I just…..go live on Mars with Curiosity…I mean for real. 

AND YES I’LL STOP BITCHING NOW!