nothing of importance..

So my feminist ranting is over this week.  Lets talk about how this summer is almost over and I’ve done nothing fun or summery….  I did finally make it to the beach this past weekend.  Not a fan of tanning, but someone told me I look like a vampire so well..i figure I should get out there, get a tiny bit of sun.  I think I was the palest person on the ENTIRE beach…. the combination of the sun and the gleaming water made me look like I was glowing, I kid you not.  Im convinced people actually pointed at me and laughed.  Add to that my tankini (which I thought was cute until my sister almost died laughing at it) and my old lady beach hat…yea I was the very picture of sexy, if you’re into the pale as fuck, middle-aged grandma look.  My sis took a pic in between laughing at me(see I told ya there was pointing & laughing!), which I almost posted here….but my vanity would not let me  .… whatevs… even so, I’d be willing to bet that if I sent that pic to some mofo, he’d still want to hit it.  Horny mofos don’t care!   I gotta say I am tempted to send that pic to HORNY Mover Mofo who still hasn’t gotten the hint and continues to friend request me on facebook and text me hello…even though I do NOT respond.  teach him a lesson.  But…..anyways… must work on getting a sexier look for the beach.

moving on.

Having a conversation with a friend of mine who was recounting a phone conversation she had with a man she met over the weekend.. okay.   so of course he is telling her all the usual standard predictable bullshit men always tell women in the beginning….”don’t know why my ex left me, Im a saint praying in church, yada, blah, im just looking for a serious relationship cuz I’ve got a halo of saintliness over head,  blah, mofo, blah, if you were my woman I’d treat you like a princess, blah, mofity blah.”  You get the picture.  Men LIE.  I know that.  You know that.  WE ALL KNOW THAT.  so why on earth does my friend actually fall for this bullshit, over and over, time and time again.  She is not some young girl in her 20s because that is the ONLY time its excusable to fall for this transparent bullshit…she’s in her 40’s…..LATE 40’s…..and you still havent learned that MEN WILL SAY ANYTHING TO GET IT.  I JUST CANNOT WITH HER!!!

And what am I supposed to say to that.  she wont listen to me anyways.  Some people gotta learn the hard way.  it did make realize though…when was the last time a mofo even tried to FAKE his way into my panties.. these days, the only texts I get are from mofos asking me if im horny.  no pretense, no lying, no faking.  Just “can i come get it” 

I don’t even bother responding and I think that has more to do with the fact that im a hornybitch I would prob agree to it out of sheer horny boredom.  Thankfully my PRIDE WILL NOT LET ME. 

PRIDE always trumps everything.